Galenic Logic

Arguing a point to someone who is disagreeing with you yet not holding an opinion one way or the other and usually lacking the intelligence to argue in the first place.

He has no idea what he's talking about
Yeah and his galenic logic isn't helping

by Fnangu_Skxawng March 13, 2011

Shawn logic

Extremely contradictory logic including lies joke funny comments eventually the truth is told

Gingers often have shawn logic

by the-fail July 8, 2011

Sugar logic.

The logic used while under the influence of sugary substances. Not all people are gifted with this advanced state of mind.

Sugar logic.: I CAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS, WAIT, I CAN FLY!!!! I"M ON TOP OF THE WORLD... HAHAHA.

by EDSEI THE GREAT. October 11, 2011

GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.

"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012

by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012

Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"

by Ant1234 November 8, 2012

Gard Logic

Gard logic is a type of fallacy in logic. It represents irrationality and or lack of logic whatsoever. Usually used in a musical context.

Rather than spending time focusing on warming up and listening to the ensemble for tuning, skip warming up to turn right away to an electronic tuner. This constitutes an example of Gard logic because neither the player nor the instrument has been "warmed" up, negating the effects of tuning.

by Hank Morgan May 4, 2013

Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.

"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"

by Animal Damage October 1, 2013