Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018

knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.

It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

Fascist Cock Knob

A police officer, or other person who attempts to exert their “perceived authority” on law-abiding citizens.

I’m exercising my First Amendment rights, you fascist cock knob, so take your badge and your gun, get back into your car and kick rocks.

by Grumpy Buddha June 4, 2023

dirty knob

Any male who frequents a glory hole whilst infected with gohnorrhea

We were all having a good time at the Bent Spoon last night until the dirty knob showed up and got us all sick

by sudowooodo October 11, 2022

shpongle knob

Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.

I really want a shpongle knob!

by Smithyprick May 6, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

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by popyuju April 24, 2022