ts killer

Someone who joins a channel and kills the vibe. Results in everyone muting and going afk.

yeah nolife just joined the channel and killed ts. total ts killer.

by thinkies December 30, 2019

cereal killer

A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.

They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.

by QuacksO May 8, 2019

trump killer

Someone who wants to stick a knife in Trumps head and watch him bleed out

Oh hi you trump killer.

by frank Meeks May 12, 2019

Cereal killer

One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.

Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)

by MircroToasterWave May 29, 2019

Goalie Killer

Noun. Is typically used for St. Louis Blues defenseman, Colton Parayko. Describes one who may injure a goalie with an intense slap shot.

“Hey man did you see what happened to Bishop in game 6 against the Dallas Stars?”

“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”

by DontTouchMyMayo June 5, 2019

harambe's killer

some dumb ass fucking scumbag that yeeted himself into the crib of a gorilla named harambe. harambe was the greatest gorilla of all time and this little cunt ass shithead got him fucking dead

You know that little scumbag harambe's killer? He fucking sucks ass man

by evega February 24, 2019

Serial Killer tendencies

A person who has the tendencies to stand stiff, uses sharp smart person like language, acts like everything is new to them, and says odd words frequently such as:
Smooch
Moist
Sowwy (or any baby talk)
Panties
And more...

I knew he was a serial killer because of his serial killer tendencies. He asked if I thought it was moist outside.

by Mattiebsinger February 27, 2019