Thrower: Ok!! you ready to catch this?
Catcher: I sure am, just like I'm ready for hanukkah!!
*ball is thrown*
*unsuccessful catch*
Thrower: DAMMIT JEW DROP!!!
Catcher: I sure am, just like I'm ready for hanukkah!!
*ball is thrown*
*unsuccessful catch*
Thrower: DAMMIT JEW DROP!!!
by thumpturtle February 02, 2012
term used in public to denote jewy-ness without seeming too obvious. Say it like your sneezing....substitute achoo with ach-jew.
While shopping for bags, Jen asked me if I liked the purse covered in gold chains and baubles....I replyed "Ach-jew!"
by shiksamama August 22, 2009
1. When a jewish guy puts his giant jew nose in a woman's orifice and then twists her nipples while they both scream yiddish phrases like "mazel tov" and "shalom."
2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.
2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.
Sammie: Hey, Caitlin, how was your date with Mr. Goldstein last night?
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.
by The New Lizard King July 23, 2010
by suppa jewww March 21, 2010
One who is a stinge with their alcohol. One who hoards any sizeable quantity of liqour whilst claiming they cannot come off with any much the same as Jews hoard metal and gems. Completely interchangeable with the names Jeanne or Jarrod. Also Vodka Kike.
Alcoholic 1: "Mom, let me get a shot"
Alcoholic 2: "Dude, get the fuck off my bottle, I guess I
gotta go hide the shit."
Alcoholic 1: "Mom's a fuckin bitch dude."
Alcoholic 3: "She's a total fuckin booze jew dude."
Alcoholic 2: "Dude, get the fuck off my bottle, I guess I
gotta go hide the shit."
Alcoholic 1: "Mom's a fuckin bitch dude."
Alcoholic 3: "She's a total fuckin booze jew dude."
by Jocogen3 September 02, 2013
Where you are at the end of a liquid substance such as Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Soap, Detergent... (you get the idea) and you must add water to get what’s left out of the bottle.
I had to do The Dirty Jew to the shampoo and conditioner bottles this morning in the shower due to non-portion controlling family members!
by CrazyBttchNAnderson December 05, 2018
An incredibly miserly person, the cheapest of the cheap.
In the Western world, Jews are stereotyped as being pennypinching as a whole; in China, people from Shanghai are said to be willing to do anything to save themselves a few yuan. Thus, a Shanghai Jew would be a person so miserly as to be beyond belief.
In the Western world, Jews are stereotyped as being pennypinching as a whole; in China, people from Shanghai are said to be willing to do anything to save themselves a few yuan. Thus, a Shanghai Jew would be a person so miserly as to be beyond belief.
"Can you believe it? That whole family ordered 5 pitchers of water, asked for bread 4 times, & they all got just soups or salads...and then only left me a dollar tip. What a bunch of Shanghai Jews."
"I told my landlord the heat wasn't working right. You know what the little Shanghai Jew did? Came in, turned off the radiator, handed me one of those little ceramic heaters, & left. That was 2 weeks ago.
"I told my landlord the heat wasn't working right. You know what the little Shanghai Jew did? Came in, turned off the radiator, handed me one of those little ceramic heaters, & left. That was 2 weeks ago.
by Hooknose Huang January 20, 2010