Kenzie Jeffers

cute chubby sweetheart that likes to give head.

dude i hung out with kenzie Jeffers last night. she gave me some crazy head.

by gayretard1234 October 27, 2018

jacob jefferson

A young money makin movin round bad bitch gettin money maker trapper.

jacob jefferson rollin’ up again?!

by JGooaup October 29, 2018

Big Jefe

Literally a fucking monkey. Weaknesses include Bo's monkey mind control powers and Thiccums Pinajen.

Big Jefe escaped the zoo when he wasn't in the right mindset.

by Growlr May 6, 2019

Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.

I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.

by Mhba August 12, 2019

andrew jeffries

A crazy haired freak that sits isolated from the worl in order to hide his insecurities. He is unable to see when a girl likes him and just pretends to be straight in order to hide that he's secretly gay.

Girl 1: Damn you see him over there?
Girl 2: Yes, he's such an Andrew Jeffries

by TwattyMatt November 24, 2019

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

jack jeffries

An absolute cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. I love you really cunt.

Oi Jack Jeffries you fucking cunt suck my toes

by MJ2003 April 16, 2020