Jake Paul

It is a slang word for the word "Cancer"

I Want to repost

Woah, I have Jake Paul.

by Caesar Zeppeli October 8, 2020

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

Jake Paul

Cunt

Jake Paul is a cunt

by DEFINITELYNOTTEAJAZZ July 13, 2020

Jake Hillman

"If it doesn't move, we'll make a hill out of it."

Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.

Is that crazy haired man over there building hills Jake Hillman?

Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.

by Society member May 22, 2011

Jake Paul

a cunt ass bitch that makes clickbait for his 9 year old viewers.

me: bro how did you get cancer?
friend: i watched jake paul

by screwjakepaulers September 1, 2018

Jake Paul

Cancer and a slang youtuber that needs to stop making music that piece of shet.

I have Jake Paul and I only have One week left of life.

by Toro69 June 2, 2019

Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.

Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?

by The Real Duke March 23, 2016