Jordanism 

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

Jordanism by JFVTV July 13, 2019

jordan hayyat

The best fucking person in the fucking world. Fuck shit

Oh my god what the fuck Jordan Hayyat

jordan hayyat by Ddddffgdsgggdssa August 3, 2019

Jordan 

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks

Jordan by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019

Jordan 

A fat kid who is obsessed with the joker and is a gamer. Frequently says "We Live a society, laugh you guys. come on". Also has a lizard fetish

That Jordan kid is really annoying.

Jordan by fuck jordan 1979 February 27, 2020

Jordan Workout 

An intense workout adminsitered by a superior instructor who is a specieman of atheltic prowess. Trainees of a "Jordan Workout" often feel sheepish and lackluster at best.

A: Hey Bobby, wanna do a Jordan Workout tomorrow?
B: Ah man, wish I could. Last time I did one of those I felt like such a pussy. The feeling sat with me for awhile until I saw my therapist.
A: Wow, wanna do Zumba instead?
B: I'm game

Jordan Workout by Monday-International Chest Day April 30, 2020

Jordan Belfort 

The guy Boiler Room and Wolf of Wall Street is based on.

That guy is the Jordan Belfort of real estate. He's bad, he's sexy, he's intelligent, he's amazing, and he's a hundred percent part of the darkness now. That's the guy I want to meet.

Jordan Belfort by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021

jordanTRS 

i would marry

i would marry jordantrs

jordanTRS by youshouldkillyourself April 17, 2022