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An incredibly powerful source of porn and advertisements to find your old classmates.
He's downloading porn from the INTERNET.

My INTERNET is slow! I need faster porn!
by Glorioso July 6, 2004
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internet fad

Any fad that starts off on the internet and recieves minor, temporary interest from the tabloid press. Such examples are the paris hilton video, all your base are belong to us, back orifice, child pornography, paedophilia/pedophilia, 14 year old hackers taking down the national grid or stealing money from credit cards etc.
Due to the fact that most regular internet users are jack-off morons with a lust for gratuitous sex/gratuitous violence or other gratuitous shit, internet fads tend to be very ghey.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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internet

apparently there is pornographic material on the internet, shocking i know.
by Sponge August 10, 2004
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internet

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
by bkdouble September 30, 2006
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Internet Explorer

The dumbest browser on Planet Earth that only n00bs use. It has amazing features like free viruses, automatic spyware downloads, and big security holes.
1. What browser do you use?
2. Internet Explorer
1. <jawdrop>
by Racecar56 April 9, 2009
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The Internet Methadone Program

Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.
by Diego December 11, 2003
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Internet

The greatest source of PORN :) ever! unless you have like AOL or NetZero or something like that, that takes 2 hours just for a game to finish loading... then you hate to even think about getting on the net.
Woa look at that hot chick!!! Ima watch this video!!

(30 minutes later)

Gosh Dammit only 1 min. has loaded! you have got to be kidding me!! UGH this stupid slow Internet!!!
by Poker Face Face May 29, 2009
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