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How do you like them Apple

This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."

{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
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How about a nice cold cup of stfu :)
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How bout them yankees?

A facebook version of the popular game "Tag"
Where you post the silence breaker "How bout them yankees?" On any post you see, and you must keep posting on random posts until another facebook user replies with "How bout them yankees?" or any variant of the previous statement.

Once this has been done, they are now "IT" and you are free from the curse.
User1: How bout them yankees?
User2: The yankees ehhh?
User 1: I'm FREEE!!!! Your it!
User2: Damn
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