Alois Hitler

Alois Hitler was born in Döllersheim, Austria. He married his cousin, Klara Hitler, and loved to spank his son, Adolf Hitler.

Would Alois Hitler be proud of his son, Adolf Hitler?

by lorddddddd September 30, 2022

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Keep a hitler

To purposely leave a small square-shaped patch while shaving a woman's pubic hair.

- Dude, my new girlfriend likes to keep a Hitler and it's so turning me on!
- Nice

by dovca June 29, 2022

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Good Hitler

Noun: foreplay game traditionally played by gay couples where one man places chocolate syrup on his upper lip then proceeds to eat out their partner. This continues until the mustache and “field of play” has been completely licked clean. The game concludes leaving a cleanly shaven hitler and partner.

Straight Kevin: Gay Dave, me and the wife seem to have lost our spark. What do you and Gay Kevin do on Wednesdays to spice things up?

Gay Dave: Lately we have really enjoyed giving each other a good hitler for almost minutes at a time! Feels soooo good!

by Gayer-Tobias February 19, 2022

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Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.

1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

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Where's Hitler?

If locating the next Hitler was anything like Where's Waldo, would anybody be suprised that he turned out to be Russian? Hitler also didn't have a potential Communist ally like China nearby though, and it isn't a great time for another World War, especially not one of a magnitude that has never been seen before. The United States just got out of a war, but it seems like they're in a hurry to get in another one, it's almost boring us to death not to be be fucking with somebody like the world police.

Where's Hitler? might not have as "happy" of an ending as World War 2, if the United States is realistic about it.

by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022

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