Half Missus

A lady who you do everything with you would a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend.

Last week me and my half missus went to the movies.

by Kiwi 1r June 18, 2021

Dumb-half

(adj) Describes someone who hasn't earned the whole insult. See: a**half

P1)Brad is such a a**-half.
P2)A genuine dumb***.

P3)He's not even worth the whole insult. He's a dumb-half.

by You Don't Know Records March 16, 2022

Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

by barely standing July 16, 2008

half ryan

A 'Half Ryan' is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. A Half Ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. It is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a Half Ryan in process while understanding the number of fucks you're currently giving while doing so.

"Dude, I said HALF RYAN. Trust me, you never go Full Ryan..."

by mambo-p October 3, 2017

half-heads

Midlands term for pikeys of the second variety. Also carries connotations of incest.

"Look at those half-heads coming out of the Pick and Shovel. What a couple of rum customers!" Wheeze.

by Porkling July 2, 2004

half a blocker

A person who only looks attractive a half block away.

Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."

by outerdrake September 19, 2016

Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.

I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.

by A Single Dude March 4, 2011