stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.

Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.

by Stunthog September 28, 2023

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Hash Hog Breakfast

A breakfast that is free at a cheap hotel consisting of food that has been put in warmers for too long and made for the masses.

I went to a cheap hotel and got a hash hog breakfast that was dried out and cold – but it was free!

by Cheap Traveler June 25, 2023

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When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.

Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.

by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023

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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.

...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)

by Owen's World August 31, 2016

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