Sussy hairy balls

amogus suspicious (only imposters have these)
Wow do you see that amogus? It has such sussy hairy balls!
by classicstar March 01, 2022
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hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni
Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...
by willBIRDMAN March 07, 2011
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Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
by Word Smartist January 26, 2022
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Hairy-Igloo

Verb.
The act of soaking and enclosing a woman's vagina with fresh wet pubes where you then flash freeze in order to form the igloo. You then climax in the igloo and poke a hole to let the bodily fluids release the steam. It feels amazing :).
The nurse I slept with was sooo freaky that she hairy-igloo'd herself and made me fuck her icy bush. Despite how extremely disturbing and weird it sounds, it felt so surreal.
by Hairyigloosenpai July 14, 2018
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hairy Helen

the act of a woman giving a handjob with the help of her hair, obviously easier to do if the woman has hair of reasonable length. sometimes reffered to as "hairy Harry's" but may sound less desirable to heterosexual men
bro, your mother give's great hairy Helen's and it feels so nice and smooth
by tazzy2 January 02, 2014
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Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.
"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."
by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019
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This bitch hairy

its self explanatory this bitch hairy
i was about to tap up then this bitch was hella hairy i said This bitch hairy af
by niga69420 February 10, 2020
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