hairy and bald

I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision

Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.

by Krkič March 21, 2020

Hairy booger

A hairy non shaven vagina.

I don't like to eat hairy booger. I want it shaved.

by Mattcmc2003 October 17, 2018

Hairy box

A box of full of goodies for men. To all over your head and face.

Our lass got us a hairy box for my birthday. Smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022

hairy bolas

Hairy ball sack

I like your hairy bolas all your hairs went in my mouth

by User15678910 February 19, 2018

Hairy highway

A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.

Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.

by Hairy Highway February 7, 2018

Hairy Crater

A very hairy asshole

Man someone bent over and shown me there Hairy Crater

by A very fat man October 28, 2017

hairy scary

a fat hairy penis

“he’s got a hairy scary”
“i sucked a fat hairy scary the other day”

by wot do u mean December 14, 2017