Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice

Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.

by The real Mr.Awesome October 26, 2019

Grease Neck

Someone with no life. They prefer online interactions with females than talking in person. Can be found playing online multiplayer games, trying extremely hard to make up for the fact that the E Thot they sent $300 to won't date them.

Grease Neck: "Ok dude, so what if Alinity won't let me be her boyfriend and rub ber feet. At least I went 46 and 2 running the M4 and 725 shotgun on piccadilly"

Normal human: "Ok grease neck"

by SweggingBeats December 18, 2019

Great Wall of trump

Wall between United States and Mexico

How do we get around the great Wall of trump it's blocking the path

by Booga ooga March 28, 2020

Greater Adria

Greater Adria was an 8th lost continent that is currently under Europe. before it was between Africa and America. how did it end up there? tectonic shifts forced the continent into Earth's mantle deep beneath Europe.The continent formed by rifting from the north Africa portion of the supercontinent of Gondwanaland 240 million years ago. It broke free into the Neo-Tethys Ocean and headed towards Laurasia. About 200 million years ago, the microcontinent of Iberia separated from the bulk of Greater Adria.

Like Zealandia the 9th continent it got pushed under the earth by tectonic shift. but Greater Adria got under the earth after new Zealandia

by Nerdy_Scientist June 29, 2020

great thou art

That on the cross, our burden gladly bearing, he bled and died, to take away our sins! Then sings my soul, my savior God to thee, how great thou art!

Pamala: So Duncan, what’s your favorite church song?

Duncan: “How great thou art!”
Pamala: Oh funny! That’s my favorite song too!
Duncan: okay but I Didn’t ask....

by Usehername March 8, 2021

grease up a shit stain

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.

"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."

"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."

by Dhik Hedd March 15, 2021

Greatest Achievement of Mankind

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Greatest Achievement of Mankind.

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021