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Meat Grape

The action of shoving one ball in someones rear end.
The ball got swollen after the rough meat grape that was done to the prime minister of Quebec
by Meat grape March 30, 2022
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Have a grape!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.
It was originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.
ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."
you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)
by Phoebe and Hebe December 28, 2008
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men who eat grapes

men who eat grapes is when a girl is being fucked from behind and eating a pack of grapes cause why not.
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grape juggin'

to place grapes into ones ass and then squeezing the juice out into your lovers mouth
Dude was grape juggin' the hell outta me so hard I almost choked on it
by Lovers Lost February 8, 2010
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Graped

Being raped on Google+, similar to fraped on Facebook
Status change: 'I am a homosexual'

'Haha hes been Graped'
by badeggman July 26, 2011
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grapholagnia

(graff-o-lag-ne-ah)

An abnormal desire to look at pornography.
"Now, how many of you sick fuckers writting sexual definitions know your suffering from grapholagnia?"

Example #2:

Yepsen: Man, I can't find the guys! Have you seen an of them come threw here?

Кели: Yeah, those fuckers are all in the back having a circle jerk to JJ on instant replay.

Yepsen: Aw shit girl. How long they been back there?

Кели: A good minute now. You know they all got the grapholagnia!

Yepsen: I don't know if I wanna catch grapholagnia. Is it worse than the clap?

Кели: *smack* No, you jackass. It's not VD is't a condition!

Yepsen: A conditon...Like the hair stuff?

Кели: Noooo, Awww fucket. Man, just go see the guys!

Yepsen: Should I wear protective gear? I don't wanna catch nothin!' I'm meating up with my lady in a minute.

Кели: Shit, I would! Why do you think I'm out here? Somebody's gotta work.

Yepsen: True, true. For serious though...Is is contagious?

Кели: Man, get the fuck on and read a book. It's a desire to look at pornography!

Yepsen: Oh damn, . . .I know plenty of fools with that girl!

Кели: Obvious right!? Just look at the writting on the wall here;D

Yepsen: You gonna come check out some Jamison?

Кели: No man. I may drink some with a lil sour and a cherry though while you guys chill.

Yepsen: Later!

Кели: Be good man!
by IKnoYouJerkItToJamisonOnTheReg November 11, 2012
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Graper

Dude that guy is totally a Graper
by Lil Graper August 10, 2017
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