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I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025
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Goon Lineage

The Goon Lineage is a group in the Goon Society that has a noted lack of structure, with its members acting much more independently than those in other groups. It accepts any who have nowhere else to goon and have the intent necessary to jelq in such a group. The members take pride in the ranks they receive in jerkmate ranked matches, seeing a lack of goons as proof of cowardice in ranked matches.
Ciken: Have you heard? The Goon Lineage's mentor, Hyper, was exposed for trying mastering the dark technique of the diddy bluds.

Yaaph: This will leave a mark on the Goon Society.
by Yaaph February 14, 2025
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goon lever

A calisthenics move. Doing the front lever with one arm , gooning with the other
Dilan Raja is the goon lever Meister, then he whispers in your ear...
by BigMuscularMan November 18, 2025
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Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight
1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues
by Cruned November 25, 2023
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Gooning

Putting a mail or a female and a hypnotic transce where as to develop a severe sexual addiction in a short amount of time to lustful images, videos and experiences.
I’m going to creat a gooning instructional video for my followers so that I can manipulate their minds into buying more of my sexual content.
by Psychological Thriller December 27, 2021
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Goon to Jackson F Day

Are you lonely and need to goon do it to Jackson he will help and give you Dr Pepper pretty cool
Goon to Jackson F day : To bust on Jackson and Others
by NotTtuck10- August 20, 2025
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Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.
I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.
by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024
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