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Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024
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Cheddar Goblin

Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.

a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"
ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin
by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022
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Goblin Style

When a under man goes berserk during sex and starts thrusting at speeds of 5+ mph and starts to snarl and foam at the mouth, like a goblin. This may also include rapidly changing sexual positions, and biting of various body extremities.
Person 1: did you hear what Steve did last night?
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.

Person 2: damn hope she's okay.
by Mogiew July 22, 2022
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dune goblin

that fuckin habibe over there is a dune goblin
by Getting top January 6, 2021
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Slot Goblin

A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.
"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"
by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021
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Goblin

A creature that is large enough to at least be a nuisance and at worst a threat but also small enough that if you kicked one people would make you the bad guy
That dude is such a goblin
Dude he’s like 5 foot
by trollking63 March 4, 2023
mugGet the Goblinmug.

Floor Goblin

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.
Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin
by ezfe December 28, 2023
mugGet the Floor Goblinmug.

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