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Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.
Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?
by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017
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frog

a small bouncy creature full of love
can breathe on land and underwater
some of them may kill you
boing
uhhh they like lily pads
frogs are often found in swamp
by TaxesAndExistentialDreadAmIRig September 30, 2021
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Blog Frog

A hilarious youtube show featuring Sasha- a character 'blogging' to the world, Alex- a.k.a 'tennis freakshow' who is sashas best friend, Mom- sashas hilariously cool mother , Jamelio- the hawt brother.
In blog frog, sasha tells the world about her 'rate me hot or not' website.
hIlarious show! MUST WATCH
" did you catch the latest episode of blog frog?"
" wow blog frog sure is the best thing i have EVER seen"
by blogfrog August 6, 2008
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Frog hand

Defines someone that sneezed a load in their hand.
That dude blowed so hard he's got the frog hand
by Adamu Atago May 18, 2017
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Frog boi

Man with long hair, pretty eyes, big lips and freckles.

Emotionally unavailable. Just passing through. Typically have hazel eyes and dark hair. Often times living a nomadic lifestyle. Welders & Musicians are often frog bois.

Will add you on tinder, make you fall in love, then leave you on read.
He was perfect, but he’s a frog boi. *cries*
I always fall for frog bois what is wrong with me?! *cries*

My red flag is falling for toad bois. *cries*
A toadboi is someone who knows they can make you fall in love with them, and you will stay in love with them forever, even if they jump away. *cries*
by egyptiangirl42 March 21, 2024
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Frog Breath

Frog breath, when someone’s breath is so bad, you can smell it even when they’re not breathing in your face. The kind of breath that always smells the same kind of bad, and can stink a whole car up if they’re in the back seat even.
“Tim had frog breath the other day during the whole 4 hour drive to the beach, i swear i was going to throw up the whole time.”
by EvKe55 October 19, 2022
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Frog

A Frog is a small-bodied, tailless amphibian, part of the order Anura.

Currently, there are over 5,000 species of Frogs.

The most well known Frogs are; Common Frog, Red-Eyed Tree Frog, South American Horned Frogs & Poison Dart Frogs.

Combining all of the frog species, the general life span of a Frog in the wild is 3-18 years, and 10-20 in Captivity.

Not all frogs live up to 18-20 years, so please, if you're considering having a frog, or multiple frogs as pets, please don't assume they'll live that long, even in perfect conditions.
I'm not entirely sure what to put as an example for a Frog.

I just recommend you find wholesome memes with them. They're my personal favourites.
by lameassfroggy December 7, 2021
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