Football

Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)

It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi

Guy 1: hey wanna play football?
Guy 2: sure
Guy 1: 🏈

Guy2: THIS ISNT FOOTBALL LAD THIS IS ⚽️ B!TCH

by alexdevries January 5, 2022

Football

Kick a ball into a goal

Also known as soccer

Let’s play football dude

by Mannamedjeff May 15, 2022

Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.

My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs

by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022

Williamston Football

The Williamston football team is located in Williamston, Michigan and is owned by Brandon Lewis

Williamston football just got demolished by Brandon Lewis. Baby ass hornets.

by thatfootballguy12849 December 14, 2021

varsity football

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know

did you hear about varsity football?

by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021

Footballs

A Xanax offered by a street dealer in Baltimore

Y’all want some footballs? Footballs! Footballs!

by Dang247365 April 12, 2022

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022