Fish(es)

A new measurement system based on the ca. lenght of a fish (20cm)

I am 8,95 fishes tall (179cm)

Well I'm 9,5 fishes tall! hah I win!!! (190cm)

Fish(es)

by Combustion Man from Denmark September 13, 2009

Fish Wank

The act of one placing their hand into slimy, old fish tank water and proceeding to masturbate with the lubed up, fish tank hand.

"Hey Brian, I have no lube. MY LIFE IS OVER!"
"See that goldfish tank over there..."
"FISH WANK!"

by source_421 February 22, 2010

Squigly fish

Surprising someone by wiggling your finger up one's anus (without them knowing), while yelling "SQUIGLY FISH!". Clothes may or may not be worn during this.

*John is standing in line at the concession stand waiting to get his popcorn*
April: SQUIGLY FISH!!!!
John: HOLY FUCK! YOU GOT ALL THE WAY IN THERE DAMMIT!
April: Yeah what can I say, I'm just good like that.

by April and John November 14, 2006

wisker fish

also known as the Peach Fish, or a womans Vagina.

I wouldn't go near that slut's wisker fish, it's a cum dumpster.

by Hogwarts July 3, 2007

J-Fish

1.) Someone who frequently chilli dogs others.
2.) Someone who obseses over shit-on-tits

Redos: Dude check out brandon cock-blocking chris.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.

by C.Bronson May 16, 2008

state fish of hawaii

whats the state fishh of hawaii? :)

humuhumunukunukuaPUA'A, yeah bitchhhh!

state fish of hawaii.

nuff' said.

by CassieTheCamelHoee:p June 6, 2009

Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture

Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.

by W Pennypacker January 7, 2010