don't bring a gun to a knife fight

To bring a knife to a gun fight; to be inadequately prepared for something.
Likewise, bringing a gun to a knife fight,
To overreact and overthink Petty situations

You don't bring a gun to a knife fight as it isn't a serious matter. it isn't a matter of your life and death or your money and legacy.
He brought a knife to a gun fight that day when he was watching everyone else's presentations

by InformationLibrary December 2, 2017

Night fighter

One who searches with desperation for a mate when the night draws near its end. This term is normally reserved for non aesthetically pleasing females.

Lace up your gloves cause i see some night fighters by the bar.

by Zuhak September 26, 2006

Arabian Pillow Fight

To have a pillowfight with a bitch, only skeeting on it before the fight begins, so as you "swat the twat" in the face, you know shes getting a face of jizz.

"I got pissed, so had an Arabian Pillow fight with that whore."

by Mike Jared and Dom November 7, 2006

sword fighting

Verb: The act of crossing urine streams with another man (or an unusually accurate woman), while both people are using the same toilet.

"C'mon man, you're using the only pisser around. Let me in!" "Okay, but no sword fighting. You always miss."

by Inigo_Montoya October 1, 2009

fight me hoe

when you get on a bitches bad side.

you fucked my man fight me hoe

by Jazlynne May 25, 2019

Mob Fight

a fight with italian people with accents (like me) and NOT people that think that they are (like posers). the italians have to have a reason to fight- self defense, a guy that screwed your wife, a person that didnt pay the boss, or simply because he pissed you off. in mob fights, the italian that is fighting may use anything to kick the person's ass- fists, knives, bottles, loafers, pool sticks, pool balls, pool table, pain of glass, baseball bat, taxi door, ect.

Joe Pesci: "what, you wanna go, huh? been foolin around with my wife, or are you just being a fag?" picks up pool table, hits guy. beats the shit out of him, takes him outside and slams the taxi door shut in his head.

a good old Mob Fight!

by Pietro Hogue May 5, 2008

Cage Fight

The process of trying to determine between friends which Nick Cage movie is the worst, often resulting in a fight of some kind

person one: hey man this new Nick Cage movie Drive Angry looks f****** terrible
person two: no way Bangkok Dangerous was way worse, dont question that!
person one: Sh** that almost turned into a Cage Fight

by Stu at Purdue February 26, 2011