Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster

Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!

by Big man harry June 09, 2021

Mob Fat

When a person gains weight but the fat gives the appearance of gained muscle.

AKA: Muscular but fat.

Officer Brian has gained a lot of weight, but he looks intimidating because he is mob fat!

by OT-2-B-Working.org June 22, 2012

Old Fat

A person content with their Obesity. Someone who has acknowledged they are in fact obese and is proud of it. Similar to old money and new money. Antonym of New Fat.

That dude with the Fedora, neck beard, and sweat pants eating McDonalds by himself is def old fat.

by bbuehl792 October 28, 2015

Flying fat

When a fat person jumps and falls usually down stairs.

Did you see that guy flying fat.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Fat Roulette

A pessimistic synonym for Blind Date.

Sorry Mike, I can't catch a movie tonight, I've gotta play Fat Roulette with Erins cousin.

by Fakelove April 29, 2010

Life fat

The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids

Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs

by GooseWillis April 20, 2019

fat-bike

fat-bike: A bicycle with tires that are 3.8" wide or larger. Designed for use on any and all conditions such as snow, sand, mud, singletrack trails, rough urban riding etc...

"Hey man, don't you have a tough time riding around in the winter or worry about cracks and potholes riding a bike? "

"Nope! I ride a fat-bike - i can ride over everything all the time!"

by two9mtnbikeman March 11, 2016