Meer-Force

1. The ability to channel the collective energy generated and maintained by the world's current meerkat population.
2. A foolproof method of evading the puff adder by means of one's "tail."
3. An incredible knack for standing completely still.

1. I was listening to this bitch whining and moaning and alls I wanted to do was slap her right in the face, so I channelled the Meer-Force to keep my cool.
2. I really didn't want to sit in the tree and watch for eagles, but Billy was sick, so I rode the Meer-force all afternoon.

by eraera April 12, 2008

Forceful Fred

When your girl doesn't really want to and you initiat physical play that eventually turns into insertion.

My girl wasn't really trying to last night, but I got her to fight a lil and it all worked out. Lil forceful fred.

by RojoLoco January 23, 2009

force the pudding

Resheathing your sword

force the pudding means putting on a used condom

by hashtagblahblah August 28, 2014

Force the door

To be anally raped or fucked from behind without the common decency to at least give a reach around.

Nate: Are you guys gonna win tonight?

Zane: Hell yeah, we will force the door!

by Zane88 October 12, 2014

Tool de force

A Tool de force is any tool in a position of authority or a tool with an attitude problem. A Tool de force has little critical thinking capability and or general malicious intent because they were dropped as a child.

My boss is a real Tool de force, I don't know how they got this job. Probably sucking cock for $

by tabarin October 24, 2014

force-shit

Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.

"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."

by RoyalEmu January 10, 2015

Force-Ordering

When you order something that you know you don't like on a sandwich, pizza, etc. hoping to force yourself to like it, but you end up begrudgingly taking it off when you get it because, let's face it, you're never going to like it.

I was at McDonald's the other day and I was force-ordering onions

by Bruh24/7 March 26, 2015