Evan

Guy who wanks in school toilet and watches hentai is gay and bully also tries to deny he was wanking I school toilet

Evan is gay

by Darrellmon April 16, 2020

Evan

A caring boy who likes to play video games and only likes you for you. He is a virgin and doesn’t feel like changing that anytime soon. He will want to know you honestly.

Girl 1- “ Save a horse, ride....”
Girl 2- “an Evan....”

by Lllllllllaaaaammmmmaaaaa April 16, 2020

Evan Montague

biggest simp

Evan Montague is the biggest simp

by dick qwide April 17, 2020

Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020

Evan

That lil bitch that thinks he's your friend but in reality he's just a weirdo. Evans typically are indie and wear way too much flannel. They think they are guitar gods but in reality just suck at everything. Girls hate him.

Oh look, that weird guy that thinks he's my friend is here. He's such an Evan.

by apersonwhoisalwaysright April 22, 2020

Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

evan

an english potato farmer who loves hoes. extremely ugly. will do anything 4 a one night stand

what an evan

by radiatorgater May 5, 2020