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Cloudy Engagement

The act of nutting in your significant others eyes before proposing so they are unable to see the cheap ring.
Derick asked how I got her to say yes, I told him we had a cloudy engagement.
by boopoob June 27, 2025
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Dismissive engagement / dismissive engaging

Dismissive Engagement / dismissive engaging

When someone half-heartedly enters a debate just to shut it down, insult, or provoke — then immediately claims they don’t care, cutting off any real discussion.

They engage long enough to invalidate your point (or rile you up), but then retreat into “I don’t care” mode so they don’t have to defend themselves. It’s basically a one-way valve for arguments: their opinion goes through, yours gets dismissed.

• You: “I think the government should…”
Them: “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. But I don’t care anyway, go argue with someone else.”
• You: “Here’s why I like this policy.”
Them: “LMAO that’s trash, but whatever, not my problem.”
Dismissive engagement / dismissive engaging

• You: “I think the government should…”
Them: “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. But I don’t care anyway, go argue with someone else.”
• You: “Here’s why I like this policy.”
Them: “LMAO that’s trash, but whatever, not my problem.”
by NICKYYYY S October 3, 2025
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Elignar of Eglarian

A king of the Eglarians who stole your salad and made corn.
"Today in history class, we learned about Elignar of Eglarian. I need to keep my salad safe now."
by TWITCH SOUPY July 26, 2018
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A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
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New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.
Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?
by Bsmithyman May 5, 2019
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Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"
german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023
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me no hablo engles

Actual translation is “I don’t speak English” or something like that, but it’s a phrase used and said by friends in response to when their friend says something that’s supposedly in English but it makes no sense whatsoever.
Friend 1: “spouts some gibberish in “English””

Friend 2: “me no hablo engles” in lil baby’s voice
by 21SAVAGEFORTNITETTV March 11, 2025
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