use english

its not that hard

please use english

by maharg jackson June 1, 2022

Englisher

Someone who speaks english. 21st century.

Wow Juliet, you’re a great englisher.

by jacobioussarorious December 10, 2021

idk english

if you don't know english then you might need to go to school or get a teacher to teach you English if you can't then your this dumb to understand what it is

me: hey i don't know English can you teach me?
freind: wait how the fuck did you speak English
me: idk English?
friend: bruh

by your local department March 30, 2022

English Duffle Coat

The English Duffle Coat. When someone goes to the toilet, drops their pants and conducts a hand stand over the toilet bowl with their hair sitting in the toilet water. From here they defecate with the faeces rolling down their back into the bowl.

Oh look there's the Vic Premier Daniel Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

by CyQouT. November 16, 2021

English Duffle Coat

When a person goes to the bathroom, they drop their pants and do a hand stand over the toilet bowl lowering their head into the water. They then defecate letting the faeces slide down their back or front into the bowl.

Hey SCOMO there goes Dan Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

by CyQouT. November 16, 2021

English mastiff

A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.

Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~

by Casstoi November 20, 2021

English

Probably the most gay lesson and literally no one cares about it.

Person 1: Yo what lesson we got next?

Person 2: English

Person 1: (Proceeds to shove umbrella up ass, and open it)

by englishissobadlol March 10, 2022