Dutch Bath

Derived from Dutch Oven, When 2 or more attractive women sit on a man's body and break wind on him. The more attractive the women and more vibrations felt from the farts the greater the arousal of the male.

Before we start our orgy we all partake in a Dutch Bath

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

Dutch Massage

Technique of massage that comes from the Netherlands usually performed by a naked dutch girl named Marieke. This technique, even though it does not involve any major sexual contact, makes a man or woman orgasm.

That girl Is a specialist in dutch massages. Funny thing her name is Marieke.

by johny de jon March 12, 2009

Dutch carpet bomb

ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.

Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.

by No.One fake August 9, 2006

dutch plug

volunteer for a depraved and often 'sloppy' act

Always first to offer help - Charlie is a true dutch plug.

by boobman8008 December 1, 2009

Dutch Convection Oven

Like a Dutch Oven, only you lift the blankets sightly under their chin while raising then lowering your legs. The fart rushes out - directly into the face of the joyous receipient.

Girlfriend: "What happened? I just woke up in a pile of my puke..."
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"

by illgrac December 8, 2009

Dutch Cleanser

A type of hashish brought to the Netherlands by Moroccan Immigrants

"Dude, you're totally baked" "Yeah, I've been smokin' that Dutch Cleanser. It is tha shit"

by JoeinAmsterdam May 19, 2010

Dutch Bride

A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.

Guy one-Did you bang May last night?

Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.

Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.

Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.

by Mia Ballsavich March 9, 2011