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Theatre Dump

When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.
Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.

Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*
by cookiemonsterthepimp November 5, 2019
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Hydro Dump

When you have to pee very bad and can't get to a restroom so you padlock and let loose in your ass to hold it until you make it to the bathroom so you can shit it out like diarrhea. This may dislodge fecal matter and come out in spurts causing your ass to have a machine gun effect while shitting.
Levi what the hell happened to your toilet? Joseph you won't believe this. I couldn't make it home in time so I padlocked and pissed in my ass. As soon as I got home I couldn't hold it in my ass any longer and ended up hydro dumping all over the toilet.
by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020
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Covid Dump

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.
Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.
by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020
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T-Dump

Donald Trump, "T" is for his last name and "Dump" is what he is.
Smart PeopleZ: T-Dump is the worst! Boo T-Dump! He's manipulating people! The election wasn't rigged! Boo!
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 20, 2022
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Divorce Dump

When a friend unloads on you about their divorce. They are giving you a divorce dump of information
I would give him a call, except I am gonna get an hour long divorce dump that I cant deal with.
by The Fighting English August 30, 2022
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Donald Dump

A Donald Dump is a big, steamy pile of shit.
Tim: Hey Brody, I had to take a massive Donald Dump today man.
Brody: I bet your bowels are relieved, nothing like a good Donald Dump.
by PartyMonkey2000 November 18, 2022
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Why Dump

A man named Joon with a stylish hairstyle tends to ponder that question every morning and sometimes in the evenings.
Why Dump?
Why Dump now?
by Craft on behalf of Joon December 20, 2022
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