Door Lock

A system used to keep someone out of the room you're in. Commonly used by Crusty Teenagers when doing something embarrassing!

"A LOCKED DOOR? IMPOSSIBLE! Wait no what am I saying, it's totally impossible! "
-Melvin, YGOTAS
"This Door Lock is preventing me from getting in this Crusty Teenager's room!"

by A Man With Wjdat November 2, 2017

dooftidoober

A dumb person who makes stupid crap funny as hell

Love , Arianna Bourgeois & Trinity Hoffert

I’m a dooftidoober and I like it.

by Dooftidoober oof to goober February 27, 2018

doorf

Possibly a stupid or uneducated little fool who is lacking in confidence.

"ur little brother is a doorf" "wtf he is so tall tho" "no i two O's u idiot." "Oh, I am a fool."

by krakerbearill March 19, 2018

Door Dash Bitch

When you ask your bitch to quickly come over and drop off your stuff

You: Thanks for dropping of the clothes you bought me

Her: dropped it off? what am i your damn door dash bitch?

by RockJay March 14, 2019

door

a door is a person who is extremely flat... not thick

omg julia is such a door like where is her cake

by defanitiongiverxoxo April 2, 2020

Door knobber

A man or a women puts a door knob in their butt then someone is on the other side twisting the door knob.

Ryan: “didnt Rebecca come over last night?”

James: “yeah I gave her a door knobber.”

by Twistytoes69 April 26, 2020

the door in the floor

A loose translation of this well-known urban slang: 'a low-key Eastern Japanese spinach grower who lives by the rice paddy and stores the year's crop in the basement beneath the hatchdoor.'

"I'm a spud farmer."
"I'm a door in the floor"

by Stephen Thomas November 18, 2004