Anti-Depressant Salesperson 

Someone who pisses you off for their own gain, enough for you to crave prozac.

Synonym: Prozac Representative

"Hey did you see Cheyney last night?"
"Yeah... that anti-depressant salesperson is out for a quick buck."

Anti-Depressant Salesperson by chatters44 May 27, 2009

post-onanismic depression 

a feeling of depression and sometimes guilt one has after masturbation (onanism).

Some people are afflicted by post-onanismic depression.

post-onanismic depression by uttam maharjan August 10, 2010

postmodem bipolar depression 

Unlike the previously mentioned in Urbandictionary 'postmodem depression' which is the feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet for a long time, like several minutes. Postmodem bipolar depression is the feeling you get when your internet connection keeps going off: when it's up you feel happy and excited; when it's down, you feel sad, lonely and helpless. This can happen several times in a day.

I haven't seen your sister for days: I've heard she's suffering from postmodem bipolar depression.

postmodem bipolar depression by timidmoon November 24, 2010

Depression Nap 

The 3-4 hour nap you take after school because of the homework you know you need to do later.

“Myah can’t come to the phone right now, because she is taking a depression nap”

Depression Nap by Myahsaurus November 1, 2019

depression 

A medical condition that turns into so much of a loser that you end up looking up "depression" on Urban Dictionary on a Saturday night.

From day one I talked about getting out
But not forgetting about
How all my worst fears were letting out
He said "why put a new address
on the same old loneliness?'
When breathing just passes the time
Until we all just get old and die
Now talking's just a waste of breath
And living's just a waste of death
And why put a new address
On the same old loneliness?
And this is you and me
and me and you
until we have nothing left
Depression sucks.

depression by gymclasshero December 28, 2005

depression 

goodbye

depression by no one cares September 13, 2003

deressed

To be shit at at spelling on facebook and then get fucked for the next 3 days about being 'depressed'.

Michael is really deressed....misses hannah so much and regrets his actions towards her so much....but feels a bit better from ali's 'BIG HUG' :D.

deressed by 'Depressed.' December 15, 2008