Danger Close

Military jargon for a fire mission ordered within close proximity of friendly units. Also to break wind - usually with devastating effect - in the company of close friends or family.

Josh: "Oscar Zulu Yankie Delta Niner, artillery away, danger close." *farts in friend's face*

Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"

by Nehima Six66 November 14, 2009

Danger Close

A term that is meant too be shouted when you are in a public toilet and your about to take a massive dump after consuming food such as curry. This technique should be used to warn people or too create tension for no particular reason or for your own personal enjoyment.

You've just taken a dump and you shout "DANGER CLOSE" as loud as you can too warn people of the event. You then casually walk out without making eye contact with anyone else in there.

by ike2011 March 21, 2011

Dangerous Drew

The Worlds next professional wrestler

.....He is COMING>>>

The New Heavyweight Champion is Dangerous Drew!

by AR July 30, 2003

Dangeresque

n. A famous movie character from a trilogy by Strongbad, starring Coach Z as Ronaldo, Bubs as the evil villain, and Strongbad as Dangeresque.

a. "I won't let you die Dangeresque!"
"Don't worry, dying's not on the menu!"

b. Dangeresque: "But the elevator in this building is broken, so I guess I'll have to jump!"

by Jason November 10, 2003

dangeresque

A thrilling movie series starring Strong Bad. The theme song of Dangeresque II is on "Strong Sad Sings."

He's a private eye, a crooked cop, secret agent and a celebrity pharmacist, Dangeresque.

by Tom December 31, 2003

daggets

A mild cursing word, but not a swear word. Generally used when adults are around to prevent being told off for using a swear word.

"Oh daggets!!! I forgot to do my English homework!"

by Modified Punk June 1, 2006

Dangerfield

The entire region of a man where the sun does not shine, consisting of one's ass, asscrack, gromit, balls, dick, and pubic region.

Hey Dave, I want you to lick my Dangerfield clean!

by Uumba February 10, 2003