Crusty

A slang used to describe something weird or unusual.

Example 1:

Jamal: In our school the plates are just plates with no edges.
Mats: Bro, that's crusty!

Example 2:

Jamal: Woah! why does he sit on his roof instead of the balcony?
Carl: I think he likes the view better from up there.
Jamal: Damn, that's crusty!

Example 3:

Bob: Do you see what I see?

Ronald: Haha, is that guy swimming with his feet first?

Bob: I think so, but why is it working?

Ronald: I don't know, but it's really crusty!

by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025

crusty

The direct opposite of barsty. A lack of guts, machismo, or BDE.

“What do you think of Jake?”
“Jake? No balls, man is crusty as hell.”

by tequilababy August 06, 2020

Crusty

When a person hasn't showered in so long, that they're hair is pure oil.

1. I'm the crustiest crustle I've ever crusted.
2. I'm so crusty, I can become a pizza.

by Captain_Swan October 10, 2017

Crusty

When a person's skin is flaky and rough

Damn, that bitch crusty as fuck

by Coolyo March 09, 2018

Crusty

When Jeffrey gets upset or irritated for almost no reason.

Jeffrey i didnt do anything, stop being crusty.

by Hayleez April 21, 2018

Crusties

A gooey yet crust like substance on the inner corner of your pets eyeballs that accumulates over time.

Come here, let me get your crusties.

by hammy2024 July 31, 2024

Crusty

Having no money.

Being broke.

Friends: I'd like to buy some Jordans?
You: No, you're crusty

by Kenzo June 25, 2017