kiki crush

A girl or boy who goes psycho over there crush but in the end gets rejected

Oooo (name) is having a kiki crush

by Ash_294 May 11, 2019

Crush crack

The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.

John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?

James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back

John: sounds like you had Crush Crack

by Atticus Bukowski November 16, 2013

butt crush

One who as crush on some person's butt

Marilyn has a butt crush on Scottie

by Dirty Dancing October 19, 2008

crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

by Mr.bud August 9, 2006

Avatar Crush

To have a crush on someone's avatar on the internet. (i.e) Xbox Live avatars or YoVille avatars. This is somewhat pathetic to have.

Tom: "Dude, David, I was playing YoVille on facebook lastnight. I saw the hottest avatar ever man. I asked her to be my neighbor. I think I have an Avatar Crush.

David: "Cool. I'm gonna go hang out with my REAL girlfriend."

by IhaveanAvatarCrush April 10, 2010

beat crush

v., In competition, to defeat a hated rival. Typically used among fans of college football.

n., A noteworthy defeat of a rival in competition.

Auburn will straight-up beat crush Bama this football season.

by IHeartCats October 4, 2011

Porn Crush

An infatuation with a pornographic actress (or actor I suppose) resulting in meaningless hours of porn viewing of the same scenes.

I missed work three days this week feeding my porn crush on Lezley Zen.

I spent my college tuition watching Brooke Haven.

by tveblen January 26, 2011