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Crush Whore

When a boy or girl get excessively obsessed over every attractive person that passes by and has a crush on all of them.
"You know that new kid?" "Yeah, the huge crush whore right"
by elephantitis April 15, 2014
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Crush Slots

the capacity you have in your life backpack to carry around the crushes you have on people in your life
some people have many crush slots, others only have one
"Yeah babe he's hot AF but my crush slots are full so can't go there"
"Dude I'm thirsting her but my crush slot is already taken"
by diamondee August 6, 2022
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butt crush

One who as crush on some person's butt
by Dirty Dancing October 19, 2008
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crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.
those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.
by Mr.bud August 9, 2006
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Avatar Crush

To have a crush on someone's avatar on the internet. (i.e) Xbox Live avatars or YoVille avatars. This is somewhat pathetic to have.
Tom: "Dude, David, I was playing YoVille on facebook lastnight. I saw the hottest avatar ever man. I asked her to be my neighbor. I think I have an Avatar Crush.

David: "Cool. I'm gonna go hang out with my REAL girlfriend."
by IhaveanAvatarCrush April 10, 2010
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beat crush

v., In competition, to defeat a hated rival. Typically used among fans of college football.

n., A noteworthy defeat of a rival in competition.
Auburn will straight-up beat crush Bama this football season.
by IHeartCats October 4, 2011
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Porn Crush

An infatuation with a pornographic actress (or actor I suppose) resulting in meaningless hours of porn viewing of the same scenes.
I missed work three days this week feeding my porn crush on Lezley Zen.

I spent my college tuition watching Brooke Haven.
by tveblen January 26, 2011
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