Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.

Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.

by yungpad December 16, 2020

Clotted cream clart

A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra

Oh my lord she is nothing but a big dirty clotted cream clart

by Yermasgash December 3, 2021

Wyoming Cream Pie

When a girl takes dick in the mouth from a Wyoming Cowboy and he proceeds to duct tape her mouth shut after he cum then tickles her until the cum spews out of her nose.

Maria took a Wyoming Cream Pie last night and her nose burns like a Texas Pete hot sauce packet.

by HuntG1252 December 4, 2021

Thai cream pie

Thai Cream Pie

I was fucking a This whore Bareback and shot my cum into her nice tight pussy. When I withdraw my hard cock I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Thai Cream Pie

by Asianpoker January 21, 2022

Chocolate Cream Kool-Aid

While fucking a girl in the ass, you finish inside her, pull out and put a funnel in her gaping ass hole and pour Kool-aid into the funnel. Then she pushes it out and you catch it in a cup and drink it.

Dude, last night I had some chocolate cream Kool-aid with this girl.

by Lava_llama January 24, 2022

bitch cream

implied usage of metaphorical substance explained by the sudden increase in bitchiness.

David: you look kinda fat today. Matt: i think you put too much bitch cream on today.

by flatpig April 10, 2022

Ice cream sandwich

1st girl lays down on stomach and other girls lay on top and you lick their ass holes from the bottom girl to the top girl like when licking an ice cream sandwich

At the party last night I had an ice cream sandwich with 3 girls from class.

by Mr. Whiskers April 22, 2022