Couch gang

A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.

“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”

by Plsfuncoolgood April 21, 2022

Couch

The best thing you could sit on

“ Aw man! I really need to sit on the couch, bro!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.

“This couch is so comfy!!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

Out of Couching

Ending an extended period of vegetation.

“Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”

“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”

by Steve Blends May 5, 2022

Couch stuffer

A big muscular man(usually a black man) who fucks you so hard on the couch that your body is literally being stuffed into the folds and crevices of that couch.

That bouncer from the other night sure was a couch stuffer.

by Jane.Doe.Hoe September 28, 2022

couch dancing

(noun) a euphemism for having sex on a couch

“We started out with netflix and chill and then we started couch dancing shortly after”

by ballstretcher5000 October 2, 2022

Couch Butter

I am offended

thats gonna be a couch butter from me dawg

by gumper December 22, 2021