coned

verb
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.

After the cross country team finished their team dinner, they coned the cars of their former teammates who were now in college.

by FrozenC September 21, 2005

cornelius fudge

While titty fucking a girl you take a shit on her stomach and make her lick your asshole clean.

"So last night I gave Anastasia a cornelius fudge and made her lick that shit clean."

by wingydingy May 11, 2006

mexican-corndog

When a man takes a dump on a womans chest, then slides his penis through her cleavage, smearing the fecal matter on his penis, lets it harden, and then the woman sucks it off. Like a corndog.

Chad contente enjoyed getting a mexican-corndog from his cousin monique last saturday.

by nelson and chris May 19, 2007

corner shop

A shithole excuse for a shop run by sweep sweepers. Only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.

Person 1: yo bruv get us a drink from shaaban's
Person 2: fuck that id rather drink my own piss than buy a drink from there

by lloyd January 12, 2005

cornelilous

small penis, gay faggot, loves talking about gay stuff

Dude did you just see that cornelilous stay away from him.

by i never lie2124 December 5, 2009

Cornelis

Cornelis de Man (1 July 1621, Delft – buried 1 September 1706, idem) was a Dutch painter.

Cornelis de Man created Painting of Whale-Oil Factory of the Amsterdam.

by aimer53 February 6, 2010

Coned

The act or idea, of getting rammed in the asshole with a parking cone by a hairy german man named Abelard.

Man 1: hey dude, you know jeff? Man 2: yea, why? Man 1: he got coned by the new janitor Abelard. Man 2: oh.... um well... thats unfortunate. lets go smoke a bowl.

The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.

Punishment for jews.

what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.

by permitchlagenfii May 18, 2011