by ClownShoes123 July 6, 2010
Clxwn...Clock is a TikToker with few followers, they post comedy and danganronpa edits.
Danganronpa: An Anime about teens trapped together and a bear (Monokuma) shows up and announces that they have to murder each other to graduate.
Danganronpa: An Anime about teens trapped together and a bear (Monokuma) shows up and announces that they have to murder each other to graduate.
by Kokichi’s panta November 30, 2020
by spudsy_mccornedbeef February 22, 2021
by doopscooppoop May 4, 2020
When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023