Cheaterversary

The day your husband decides to pursue a relationship with a whore while you are pregnant with his child, thus causing you to gain weight and become "unattractive".

Happy Cheaterversary you piece of shit.

by MaryJane P. Owerade May 17, 2014

cheetah rain

Rain that is so sharp and so fast that it resembles both a cheetahs teeth and speed as it galavants across the Sahara.

Commonly found when boating.

"That's not regular rain. That's Cheetah Rain."

by dk0 May 26, 2014

cheetahing

Shoving cheetos in vagina/rectum in order to achieve sexual intercourse.

Me and Cindy were cheetahing last night and it was so cheesy.

by Th3F4ll3n June 12, 2014

Cheater Slut

A person who looks up the endings to movies, books, TV shows before they watch because they don't want to watch or they are just to impatient to wait until they do. They might also ask people to spoil the endings for them.

That movie was mind blowing!
Did he kill her?
I'm not spoiling it!
Fine I'll just look it up..
Don't be a Cheater Slut!

by thefolicist October 8, 2014

cheath

When you have anal and there is poop on your dick, but you want oral and when your done the poop on your dick is in their teeth.

Oh no honey, you've got a little cheath

by choclate, teeth, poop March 28, 2015

cheetah turf

One's property. Specifically, belonging to a feisty and/or scrappy female.

Uh oh..that girl stepped on her cheetah turf by trying to dance with that other girl's man. Shits about to go down.

by afarmer March 29, 2015

Cheatmooch

1. noun An adulterer who feigns loyalty to, while scavenging the resources of, his or her oblivious significant other : cheating whore

2. verb To plunder the assets of a naïve lover while surreptitiously sleeping with others

Guy #1: "Can you believe Tom is still with Amy? She's just using him for his money and has been cheating on him with Ken for months!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she is a total cheatmooch."

That guy is unemployed and lives off his 3 girlfriends. He's cheatmooching all of them!

by Cloclia April 22, 2015