chairable

When you looking for a place to sit. You want to know what seats available.

“Ok, I’m tired. I see all these places to sit but what’s chairable?”

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022

Chairman Phat

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.

All your choad are belong to us!

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.

Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."

by Xit August 31, 2008

chair of death

A game associated with drinking where an individual is spun around on a bar stool while attempting to drink.

Chair of Death, Long Island New York, Facebook-Ernie Smith (Co-Founder)

by Ernie Smith June 10, 2008

chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009

chairmail

Documents that are left on an office chair in the absence of the chairs' occupant.

Joe was not in the office today so I left him chairmail informing him of the staff meeting on Thursday.

by dadofcole March 31, 2010

Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.

On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW

by Kylosis October 26, 2010