Spinal cracker 

A spinal cracker is a hand to hand fighting technique, in which a target is choked from behind and a knee is rammed into their spine.

The Commandos learned the spinal cracker technique to attack sentries.

Spinal cracker by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Crystal Cracker 

Person who prefers to take crystal meth up their anus. traditionally done by trailer park trash (crackers.)

Kyle threw out his pipe and became a crystal cracker.

Crystal Cracker by danamontana December 4, 2019

Porcelain Cracker 

A crap that is laid with such force or velocity as to literally damage the toilet.

Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!

Porcelain Cracker by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011

Burnt cracker 

Your black... sorry

You stupid burnt cracker.

Burnt cracker by RazerFlip May 7, 2019

Spread him on a cracker 

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

Spread him on a cracker by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Crush-crazy cracker 

You know the type--

Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!

"That guy from the other night turned out to be a crush-crazy cracker! He won't stop texting me. He calls me 20 times a day to tell me how much he likes me. He even said he was moving here and taking a new job so we can be closer. Girl, I don't even like him!"

Crush-crazy cracker by Fab QT December 31, 2011

Florida Cracker 

Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.

Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.

Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.

Florida Cracker by Florida1 December 15, 2011