to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.
Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.
You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.
by Jessinup March 30, 2016
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Me: Hey! have you listened to overdrive? it's so good!
Condom: YES! I know right!
Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?
Condom: Yes! of course, I am!
Condom: YES! I know right!
Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?
Condom: Yes! of course, I am!
by nooneneedsjerry March 4, 2021
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2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.
Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.
The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.
The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.
by H-Jew July 26, 2014
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(slang)
A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
noun
(slang)
A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
by bajabenito August 5, 2025
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Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!
Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!
Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
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Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
by Sexclinic August 29, 2021
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