Cant be asked

A phrase invented by professional rocket league player and avid burger connoisseur Mirza Idris Mujanic iii Jr, which cannot be used by anyone else but him and his lover Shyla Bayles

Draguljica Jr: "Youre such a girthy shyla"
Mirza: "I cant be asked"

by 69OOF420 January 30, 2025

cant sir

A condition that tragically affects brainrotted lobotomites all around the world, but with a particularly high concentration in the United States of Feminism and Buttsex.

The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.

It's fucking terminal.

retrad: I have cant sir UWU nnnnngh *cockhead explodes shooting rivets of hot cum at the wall*

by binder full of ankle pics February 5, 2025

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

Canterbury Estates

A former public housing complex in Inkster, MI, Canterbury Estates provided affordable homes for decades. Chronic issues, including severe mold, led to tragic deaths and community outrage. The Inkster Housing Commission eventually sold the property, displacing residents and marking a major shift in local public housing.

“Canterbury Estates shaped generations in Inkster, but its closure left a hole in the community that’s still felt today.”—Inkster Local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Canter step (break)

When the landing or break of a jump occurs as a canter, before it transitions into any other gait.

Any time you land a jump with both arms, and then both legs, it's considered a canter step (break).

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Canter step (forestep)

When the take off or lift of a jump occurs as a canter, transitioning out of whatever gait was there before the jump.

A starting jump is technically considered a canter step (forestep).

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011