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Wake-up Break-up

The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.

Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?

Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
by Praerk May 1, 2010
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Break the duck

To break one's duck means to do something for the first time.
Guy 1: I think I'm finally going to go to the dentist.

Guy 2: So your going to break the duck huh?
by LiverpoolFan March 22, 2009
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breaking-twentys-aphobia

A semi-rare condition where one has a consistent fear of breaking a twenty dollar bill in any situation. At no time will this person break a twenty and would rather starve than do so. There is no yet proven remedy or cure for this horrible, crippling condition.
Tim Tribone has "breaking-twentys-aphobia"
by seanmckay October 19, 2008
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Breaking News Syndrome

The inability for some individuals to assess the entire story before bringing tidbits to the table in the form of fact.
You can't believe anything that bitch says, she's suffering from Breaking News Syndrome.
by wisconsin quinn January 14, 2009
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Breakdownasaurus

A vehicle that breaks down often. I.E.- every time you hit a red light it dies.
Man, Phillip's car is a real breakdownasaurus! That new car of yours is a real breakdownasaurus!
by Custom Creations November 8, 2010
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Breaking Dawn Syndrome

An unnecessary (and usually terrible) continuation of a story that really should've ended in a previous book.
Dude, Cassandra Clare's "City of Fallen Angels" totally had Breaking Dawn Syndrome.
by lerbelfer October 16, 2011
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shotgun breakfast

eating whatever you can find in your kitchen, usually in a fast pace manner, so you will not be late for a appointment.
I woke up late for school so i had a shotgun breakfast of a handfull of corn chips and a few sips of a soda.
by m4rkuz June 14, 2008
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