bread queen

dread queen is Laurenzside's alter ego witch loves bread

preson 1: look at this laurenzside bought all these bread items

person 2: do you mean bread queen

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Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

Long bread

Bread that comes in a long form #baguette

I would like my tuna on a long bread please

by Breadmen July 14, 2017

slicing bread

The action of cutting raised yeast into appropriate portions

The baker was slicing bread before he upheld his reputation of being the "baker"

by bakery21 May 30, 2016

breads in the shoe

when things are going wrong. similar to 'shits hit the fan'

person 1: arghhh, i lost my passport.
person 2: oh, the breads in the shoe

by fieldzz March 27, 2011

bread dog

A dog with bread around it's face

Those bread dog's are so cute!!!

by Bread dog 1234 December 10, 2016

Scraper Bread

Toast that has been heated too long and has burned, however, can be made edible (tolerable) by removing the top layer with a knife (in a scraping motion) leaving the burnt toast-filings behind to throw away.

Typically this is only performed when no more bread is available/one is too poor to waste burnt toast.

"we had grilled cheese for dinner, but we had them on scraper bread because I left the toast in the toaster too long.

by trackstand April 23, 2009