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Justin Bieber

Some skinny guy who looks like a bleached guinea pig. Once claimed to be the "King of Pop Music", and I'm sure Michael Jackson was rolling in his grave.
"Justin Bieber's Canadian. He's actually considered American because no Canadian has ever been this much of an asshole."

- Kevin Hart
by undercover_ace March 22, 2022
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Justin Bieber

A bald guy who goes around just getting arrested.
Person 1: "HEY, is that a bald guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, and it's Justin Bieber."
Person 1: "NOOOOO!"
Person 3 (Justin Bieber): "BOO!"
People 1 and 2: "AHH!"
by Daaaaah215 March 30, 2024
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Justin Bieber

A song which is overrated and cancerous.
Dude, that song is so Justin Bieber!
by FALLOUTBOYTRASH January 28, 2018
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Justin Bieber

a guy who would fuck every model he sees
Did u see that justin bieber?
by Tiger is retarded May 21, 2023
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justin bieber

justin bieber is nothing but a dumb guy who lookes sexy, and winks at almost every girl he sees. i mean, he doesn't even write his OWN SONGS. he just pays somebody to write them, sings them and then makes a music video where he acts nice to a girl and then they get kidnapped and t was HIS idea. well, it weren't. it were his managers idea. hullo!! as if its cool. and if somebody read this post and thinks i'm mad, then look at your face in the mirror. bielibers suck. didn't he get ARRESTED?? and didnt he shave himself?? i puked. sooooorry justin, but you suck.
guy 1: isn't that justin bieber tickets you have in your hand??
guy 2: yeah you wanna come to the concert with me??
guy 1: seriously, you like BIEBER??
guy 2: ummm no, im just gonna throw some...tomatoes!!! on him, you know??
guy 1: you'll surely kiss them first.
guy 2: uum well... you wanna come?? he lets the first 5 fans come in to meet him.
guy 1: we must hurry!!
guy 2: pick you up in 20 min :)

guy 1: sure, just have to get my knife
by IKnowPeopleWhenISeeThem April 14, 2019
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bieber hornet

when you get done making out with Justin Bieber and you grab a hornet’s nest and put it on his hard peen
Sarah: Hey Hailey what did you do last night?
Hailey: Oh I just gave Justin the good old Bieber hornet
by iheartjb2012 December 11, 2020
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justin bieber

a horny bitch who some people wanna fuk there life out and will pay 200$ for selfie fuk me its bad he sings the worst music evr
i love justin bieber, he is the best. Wtf Julia
by yoga19 August 19, 2019
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