"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"
"what"
"what"
by RF5C June 12, 2024

Dude: LOL did you just admit to having sex with a barely 18 teenager?
Duck: NO U
Dude: You're really ducking yourself right now.
Duck: NO U
Dude: You're really ducking yourself right now.
by Enchi's Mom June 14, 2022

by 420weedloveerr February 25, 2022

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.
son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.
I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!
I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!
by #notacop May 31, 2025

•Telling someone to take their prescription medication if they haven't yet
•Telling someone to kill themselves by overdosing
•Telling someone to kill themselves by overdosing
•Hey grandma, stop talking with your schizo demons and pill yourself.
•You suck ass, you fatherless twat. Go pill yourself.
•You suck ass, you fatherless twat. Go pill yourself.
by Un2siast January 15, 2024
