milky barn

A barn that is covered in milk. What, were you expecting some definition of a type of porn?

Girl 1: I saw a milky barn yesterday.
Girl 2: Really?

Girl 1: Yeah.

by Tonylamb May 19, 2018

Dutch barn

A lively party

This party is going to be a Dutch barn!

by Juavez P. August 16, 2018

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

spudicus barnaby

A spud like creature that will endeavour to seek out dust paper puppies for special nana dust. Bottles are his fav thing to wrap everything in and around, people say he has bottle fetish but others offer up dust and bottle babies to their almighty spud.

He may only be a myth he may only be Barnaby banana buddy but the one thing you can be sure of is dribble, falling off couches and hiding ur bottles brothers porn bukakke and soggy handstands.
If you look real close you'll catch him mid deep throat of banana. Call him speige eye if you get a chance he loves it.
Xoxo dust nana

HEY SPUDICUS BARNABY DO U NECK SHIT? Are you on another level?

NAH MY SPUDS ARE SPUDDING,

by Lykasumboadee January 18, 2019

Fat Barnaby

Someone who looks like a regular Barnaby but is just a little bit larger.

St Pancras of Ashford decreed that a Fat Barnaby was know to enjoy a High Speed Life.

Oi mate. That's one Fat Barnaby there.

I saw Fat Barnaby on the train again today.

by Mflrjhntgiorbhtjbhtr February 10, 2019

Barnum (Barned Num)

(Adult) A baby, miniature man. Bald and gay- immune to heat.

“Barnum (Barned Num), you queer!”

by Zimbabey May 30, 2019

crisis barnacle

Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.

The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.

by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019