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Cum Bandit

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine
Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!
by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021
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Bandit the demon

He is a regretful person, caused the world's apocalypse they are going through.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.
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Choco bandit

Guy who spread his excrements all around toilet with his own hands
Božan is Choco Bandit call a police ASAP
by AkatsukiShrek69 April 4, 2021
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Bandit Ghostwell

A bandit Ghostwell is another term used to define a high ranking member of Ghostwell gang.
by Ben Ghostwell May 16, 2021
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Graphite bandit

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021
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Burrito Bandits

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Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024
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